But when you do kill us, as we know you will, you will regret it. We do our best to be a royal pain in the ass to everyone. We understand that you'd like to kill us. To anybody we've omitted from the above list: fuck off. To the left-wing people who read us and think that posting our cartoons on Facebook is a substitute for action: fuck off. To the right-wing people who don't read us and say we're a bunch of puerile amateurs: fuck off. To the Catholic Church, who says it spreads peace and understanding while actually supporting intolerance and oppression: fuck off. To the French, who were all too happy to collaborate with the Nazis when the opportunity presented itself: fuck off. To the Germans, who want us to believe that none of them had anything to do with the Third Reich: fuck off. To the Muslims, who react to the exploitation and torture inflicted on them by doing the same thing to their women: fuck off. To the Israelis, who take advantage of their American backers to enslave and torture the Palestinians: fuck off. To the Russians, who pretend they're not just the same as the Americans, except militarily weaker and less honest: fuck off. To the Americans, who rule the world by brute military and economic force, while claiming they're doing it for our own good: fuck off.
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